Prompt
Open Mic: Absurdist
One-liners from impossible points of view. The weirder the angle, the better the bit.
| Prompt |
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| Write a one-liner from the point of view of a confused houseplant. |
| A joke a time traveler would tell at a dinner party. |
| Tell a one-liner about the secret life of your refrigerator. |
| A bit about what clouds gossip about. |
| A one-liner a wizard would put on a business card. |
| A joke about a snail with very big dreams. |
| Tell a one-liner from a very dramatic goldfish. |
| A bit about what your shoes think of your life choices. |
| A one-liner about two rival socks meeting at last. |
| A joke a robot tells to seem more human. |
| Tell a one-liner about the moon working a day job. |
| A bit about a pigeon running for mayor. |
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